Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

It's random. Pick your outfits wisely.
Darn it, I should have been more specific. I meant to be a part of their civilization too/one of them!
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Granted, but you died on day one. While you were there and alive you saw Pokemon that looked dramatically different from how they appeared in the media. They weren't nearly as cute in the manga, anime, and video games, and it was so bad that it traumatized you.

However,

Since you did die in the Pokemon world, the energy of that world assimilated you, and you became a ghost type pokemon. You don't get to be ghastly this time, but instead a yamask. You reincarnate as a pokemon for a series of lives, without hope of becoming a legendary pokemon. And then after 10 lifetimes as a pokemon, you become a native human to the pokemon world. However, your past lives in that world do not guarantee that you have a deeper understanding of pokemon than humans who always lived in that world. Your first native human life was actually spent being a Team Yell grunt. This is the case until your 10th human incarnation in that world. After every human lifetime, you are reincarnated into a pokemon for 10 more lives (this repeats: 10 lives as a pokemon, then one life as a human). After your human life expires, you start over as a ghost pokemon and must work your way up in terms of becoming a better pokemon (with the exception of your ghost pokemon life) until you can be a human again. You still cannot become a legendary pokemon.

Arceus and Jirachi may have been able to grant you more human lives and fully assimilate you as a genuine being of pokemon world origin (giving you more control over what you may reincarnate as), but you will likely never find them. In the event that you do, then whether or not you will have more control over how you reincarnate will depend on whether you can remember to make such a wish. You will never return to Earth (this one you're on now).
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I wish I was already fluent in Japanese.

[npixelz]

Rip
That's how you gotta do it, be as specific as possible to avoid loopholes

This seems like it would make a good plot for a story, tbh

Granted, but you lose the ability to communicate in any way except through written and spoken Japanese. You can't communicate any other way, including body language

I wish I could have wind based powers

[Uchuuko]

It would even make a nice video game! XD It's a nice way to bridge this world to the pokemon world (it is kind of like the pokemon games where you are playing as a Pokemon, with the added twist of also becoming a human). GameFreak/The Pokemon Company is probably going to steal that idea-though they might have already had such an idea, but can I really blame them with how they run out of ideas?

Granted. Now you are the wind. No one will know that it was you who controlled the air.

I wish to see God in his raw form in real life and live.

[npixelz]

Ain't that the truth. Though the new games coming up look cool

Noooooooo

Granted, but the knowledge slowly kills you, getting more and more agonizing as the minutes drag on

I wish I knew how to do video game programming so I could have my dream job of video game tester, and also program my own games

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but the industry is so saturated that it will take you ten years before you make a game that a significant amount of people want to play. In the meantime, you are a starving artist (not in the traditional sense, but in the context of being someone in the video game industry, which I think can count as artists in their own way). Testing video games weren't able to bring in enough money to live on alone, so you rely off government assistance and loans. By the time you have your breakthrough game released, you have been so dramatically changed that you cannot enjoy your labor's fruit.

I wish to never be sick again.

[npixelz]

Granted, you're dead

I wish I could manipulate time

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now you are outside of time. You won't be able to fully experience the affects of your new ability. It was like you never existed since you were also erased from reality.

I wish to have another dream of the people I enjoy seeing in my dreams.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you're in a coma unable to wake up

I wish I had magic abilities

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you don't know how to tap into them. You only were able to use it one time: to warp a bag of coffee beans to your bedside. You spent the rest of your life like a regular human because you never found out how to activate and use your gifts.

I wish I didn't have anxiety.

[Bassy]

Granted but you keep depression :<

I wish I could jump as high as I want

[npixelz]

I don't even like coffee lol

Granted, but you are then unable to come down from that height and instead walk on air. You can keep jumping but it will only take you higher until you get so high you can't breath

I wish I was part cat, of course I'd also want to get rid of my cat allergy so I'm not allergic to myself

[Uchuuko]

The Double Jump

Granted, but you can only eat cat food/a diet that felines can tolerate. Your productivity has also decreased to the degree that you are no longer able to hold jobs. You end up homeless with your cat, but your feline instincts allow you to manage in nature. Your bond to your cat became deeper during this time, and together you both happened upon a patch of cat nip. However, you could not enjoy the herb as much as your cat since you were still mostly human. You and your cat also managed to form a pack with one hundred stray cats. Unfortunately, this was only for a short time, as the elements took a toll on your body. You end up passing away in the woods, but you respawn as a distant descendant of your cat. Luckily, you are free and enjoyed a better life as this cat, and by being free you never came into contact with human civilization again.

I wish all flies would go extinct.

[npixelz]

Exactly

Nuuuuu


Granted, but now EVERYTHING is extinct

[Uchuuko]

I wish npixelz didn't end the game.

[npixelz]

Ope, sorry, though with everything extinct, who can make wishes or corrupt them anyway?

But I'll grant that one with no corruption by adding this wish;

I wish my Eevee plushie (Ashnah) became real and was my faithful companion, who would help me with everyday life, and neither of us died, got sick, or got injured afterwards