PUN-tastic word play!

[npixelz]

Well, if I may spill the tea here, I've been coffeeng up so many puns that someteames I don't know if they've bean said yet or not! It really grinds my grounds!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Taco bout a mouthful of puns ... lettuce say it is worth sowing them again.

[npixelz]

Soon the year will have a Spring in its step! Winter or not we want it too! It's just how things Fall into place! But let's put these puns on a low Summer for now!

[trickyLA]

yanno i keep trying to get into exercising, but it just isn't working out

[npixelz]

Zeus is Apollo's dad, which means Apollo is his sun!

[trickyLA]

orange you glad citrus almost over? what a juicy topic, i'll squeeze everything i can out of this reply

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I'm not lioning when I say I am roaring with laughter, I'm all ears for your corn-y puns

[npixelz]

Aw cheese, I brielieve that it doesn't get any cheddar than this!

[trickyLA]

bereef it or naut, i'm here shore as shell here to school you in jokes

[npixelz]

Don't be dragon me down, your schooling dreams are fantasy, a myth to be busted, so bow before my majesty. I've got unicorny jokes aplenty, it's almost unfairy, so put your pride on a sh-elf, because I dwarf you with little elffort. So crawl back in your hobbit hole and let the wizard of Windlyn spell your doom. My words are magic, so don't give me your two centaurs, because soon you'll be fauning over me, and no, this isn't satyr. I'm the oni winner here, so you better run before this is ogre and you're wowed into sirence, but I think I've mermaid my point.

[trickyLA]

those are meowdy feline words you got there, you're chittering up a big game but i am apawled at how mew are pouncing on me-ow! purrchaps you are afurraid that when i pounce, the one who will be caterwauling is you? no need to kibble, we can cat-nip this in the bud.

[npixelz]

You've made a Grievous mistake, you might Obi Want to cool it down. Anakin't understand how you think you have any skills to (Bariss) Offee in this fight. ImmAhsoka bit in a nice tub to wash away the Darth words you throw my way. Yoda craziest person here if you think you can Beskar me. I'm the Bossk in these parts, I'm completely unFettered. When I'm through with you, you'll be Qui(te) Gon into Stardust. I'm the (Death) Star here after all, and you're no Starkiller. You could never Clone me or Han me a loss. I may be flying Solo but I'm flying like a Falcon, one you'll never match in a Millennium. So just give up before your Greedo takes over.

[galled]

OMG ROFL!!

[trickyLA]

you're really milking this for all it's worth, how very amoosing of you. dairy i even ask cow you came up with such udderly ewe words for our high steaks cattle of words? cowsider for a mooment that i'll accept no bull so i would behoove you to think carefully. i herd you came to play but this is really raising the barn!

[npixelz]

*insert a paragraph of puns here because rn I'm too tired*



(Just pretend I came up with more bangers).