Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

I can't sing anyway, lol.

Granted, but now there are too many and Windlyn goes from being like a big happy family to a huge angry community.

I wish I could travel into, and out of, fictional universes.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you hallucinate and suffer vertigo as an after affect.

I wish AT&T service didn't suck where ever I use their services (there's no other service provider in my current area either).

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but they put their prices up weekly.

I wish I could read a lot quicker.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but only after five years worth of reading does your wish come true.

I wish the guy I saw in my dream was much fatter.

[MissAutumn]

So how one would normally get quicker at reading.

Granted, but he can't physically leave his house due to his size.

I wish I could lucid dream.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish I could travel into and out of other people's dreams at will

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but people caught on to this and decided to send a mercenary to sedate you and wipe your memories, preventing you from having the will to travel to other people's dreams again.

I wish my last calculus professor would turn into an orangutan.

[npixelz]

Granted, but so do you.

I wish I was had a girlfriend with nice enough looks and a good personality.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but she doesn't really like you.

I wish I could have more paid days off work.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you were eventually laid off for those paid days off.

I wish I didn't cut my head hair off months ago. I was nearly bald, but it is coming back. I missed the opportunity to continue braiding my hair.

[npixelz]

Granted, but it grew too long and now you can't cut it ever again.

I wish I was superhuman.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but your superhuman abilities can only be activated between at 4am and 5am.

I wish I had a regular copy of the Starman Tarot. I already have a limited edition version, but it's so gorgeous that I don't want it to suffer from wear and tear from using it so many times.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but the regular copy wears out really quickly.

I wish I could go on a round the world trip.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you get stuck in a foreign country with no way out.

I wish the world of Phineas and Ferb was real

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but none of the Phineas and Ferb world natives like you. In fact, the animals- including Perry- will attack you on sight. Not only that, but the people and things there are hideous too.

I wish I had checked my school email last week to see that I was offered a TA position. Too bad the spots for the jobs are filled now.