I went blue when I was a baby - does that count? I have met people though that were "pronounced dead" and then revived themselves later, but I think both of them had been surgery related. Only one of them had the "tunnel/light" type of experience and the other said he had seen Jesus. I was too young to remember.
whole cake by myself? - I've done that, but not in one sitting. Regretted writing some letters and regretted some emails sent...we have to watch how we write stuff because people can't always hear our tone or see our expression and it can be interpreted the wrong way.
I'm so glad you are happy with your purchase! (Paddle boarding is when you stand on a surf board shaped board and use an oar to paddle your way around.