Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

Ah poo.

Granted, but you can never earn a living again. You eventually become homeless.

I wish fairies were real and they kidnapped me, taking me to their realm.

[npixelz]

Granted, but then they eat you.

I wish I could control real life like I control my dreams.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you ruin space-time, thus the entire universe.

I wish I had a good car to myself to use.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I could have more dreams where I can fly.

[npixelz]

Granted, but those are the only dreams you get from now on, and you can't fly very far or fast.

I wish I remembered all of my dreams.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you cannot remember anything else besides those dreams. You even end up homeless.

I wish extraterrestrials took me away to safely stay in their world.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but they kill you once they safely got you to their planet.

I wish the factory next to my work would stop burning plastic. Pretty sure it is illegal.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now every other factory burns plastic.

I wish I had cat related powers while still being human

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but your dad was a cat this entire time, which explains your cat-like powers.

I wish to win the lottery during this school year.

[MissAutumn]

Huh, the factory didn't burn anything today. Did my corrupted wish come true?

Granted, but you lose your ticket before you can claim it.

I wish I was at the beach.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you suffer severe sunburn because you left all of your sun protection products/items, as well as your money. It happened to be a very hot day.

I wish I was already completely packed to attend my college on Saturday.

[npixelz]

Granted, but the college gets hit by a meteor so you don't endure going anyway.

I wish I could meet real fairies.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but they use you as a human sacrifice.

I wish I was a real witch.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you get hunted down and burned at the stake.

I wish I could travel to other realities at will, and back again.

[MissAutumn]

I'm guessing I can't use an immune to fire spell, like the one mentioned in Harry Potter?

Granted, but the other realities are really disturbing.

I wish that the weather stays nice for the 3 day weekend.