Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted, you now have a hot wheels toy car.

I wish I could leap high into the air and come back down without taking fall damage or getting light headed from the height of the jump.

[Polaris]

Granted, but you get arrogant and jump so high you've gone into the exosphere and are stuck orbiting the planet.

I wish I could safely teleport anywhere I wanted and back

[npixelz]

Granted, but while the teleportation itself is safe, everywhere you teleport to instantly has some sort of disaster befall it.

I wish I had wings that worked

[Polaris]

Granted, but now you've got chicken wings for arms. At least you can sort of(?) fly now.

I wish I had shoes that fit my feet perfectly

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't wear anything else but shoes.

I wish I could stop my beard and moustache from growing

[Polaris]

Granted, but now you can no longer grow any of the hairs on your body (one you decide to trim one, they ain't coming back)

I wish I had a pair of winged shoes I could wear that would let me fly (like Hermes!)

[npixelz]

Actually, I wouldn't mind that, I'd just have to be careful. If I make sure to not trim my head hair, I can trim the rest and it'd be fine.

Granted, but you cannot control them, they have a mind of their own and will fly at high speeds everywhere regardless of your safety.

I wish I could sew like a pro, so I can cosplay at conventions without having to buy the official merch.

[silverberry]

Granted, but now you can only buy and use the most expensive materials and equipment for any and all sewing projects.

I wish I had high speed internet with unlimited download and upload speeds...

[npixelz]

Granted, but you get sucked into the Internet and cannot escape.

I wish I was a professional YouTuber with a large and loving fanbase

[Polaris]

Granted, but your archnemesis and rival concocts fake drama and scandals that bring down your once beloved YouTube channel and fanbase to irredeemable levels and you're chased out of YouTube

I wish I was a successful and wholesome Twitch streamer with great gaming content

[npixelz]

Ah, but you didn't specify what you meant by "successful"! Therefore, you are successful among your friend group, but not anywhere else!

I wish I could transform as easily as I can change my avi on Windlyn

[Polaris]

Granted, but they disappeared from wherever they were in the world and all reappeared in your house at once

I wish I could paint flowers really well

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you've been kidnapped by a gang specializing in art and you are being forced to paint flowers for them

I wish I could lose weight but still eat what I want

[Polaris]

Granted, but your weight loss is constant and consistent and never ending, thus even if you ate all the fatty and high caloric foods in the world you'll never be able to get it back to a healthy weight

I wish I had the best pokemon team

[npixelz]

Granted, but now everyone has the exact same team and all other Pokemon are gone.

I wish I could play Overwatch and have no toxic people