Corrupt a Wish

[Muschtascio]

granted, but every time you take a sip your hands shake violently
preventing you from taking in a satisfying amount of the beverage.

wish i had a plain box

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you ARE the plain box.

Wish I had every event item from this event

[Muschtascio]

granted, but when you search for them they remain elusive, the only way you can get a hold of them is when you gift them to someone else

wish nights are longer

[npixelz]

Granted, but now there are no days. The world is now in eternal night.

I wish I could remember my dreams again

[Muschtascio]

(finally, i can go out whenever)

granted, but you would have trouble in differentiating your dreams from your reality

wish for some pistachio ice cream

[MadEyeSon]

Wish granted.

But you have to hold and eat them with your hand/fingers. No bowls, no plate, no table.

I wish to sing Hamilton songs without losing my breath

[Mouse]

Granted, but you will sound like your singing with a bunch water in your mouth!

I wish I could bring myself to clean!

[Polaris]

Granted, but now your cleaning never ends (even the smallest spec of dust doesn't escape your watchful eye)!

I wish I had the biggest pizza in the world

[Mouse]

Granted but it tastes too salty!

I wish my cat liked to cuddle for more than 5 seconds!!

[Banan]

Granted, but she sheds 5x as much during your cuddling session!

I wish I could perfectly draw anything I thought about

[Mouse]

Granted! But you can never see what you draw!

I wish it was warmer!!!

[Polaris]

Granted, but it's now eternally too warm!

I wish I could roller-skate well

[MadEyeSon]

Granted, but you can only skate well in when you're scared

I wish to be able to thoroughly read 1 book in an hour

[Muschtascio]

granted, but whatever you read will vividly imprint surreal trippy content (even if it's from the most boring book) in your mind

wish for a lovecraftian horror as a mini pet

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Iunno why you'd want that but granted, but you'll eventually lose an arm or leg by trying to take care of this mini pet

I wish for motivation