Corrupt a Wish

[Bassy]

Well crap. That didn't help my situation at all lol. But what can I say, this is just the internet lol.

I wish I could super clean my room. It always feel dirty since I have no mop.

[Kyndreth]

Now your room can be super cleaned, but because of how clean it will be, it feels dirty within a day due to a days' worth of dust and grit being deposited all over your room.

I wish I did all my work on time.

[Bassy]

Granted, but it's never turned in

I wish for warm weather

[Kyndreth]

That is downright despicable. Absolutely evil! Super cruel punishment!

The weather becomes quite warm... and humid... In fact, it's that very damp sort of muggy warmth, the kind that makes you extremely drowsy, and it stays that way, forever.

I wish I had more time.

[mdom]

Granted! But then you get even more things to do.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[Kyndreth]

Granted, now you just can't sleep.

I wish... I could multitask.

[murmurlade]

You sprout a couple more arms from your back.
I wish my concert tickets would come in the mail already!

[Kyndreth]

Your concert tickets arrive in the mail, but not your mail.
I wish I could speed time up.

[murmurlade]

You only have a x1000 faster speed button.
I wish I had more time in a day.

[Kyndreth]

Works for meee!

Time increases in your days, but so do your hours in school, work, and doing assignments.

I wish... I had a lot more self-control.

[murmurlade]

You get exactly x1.5 times more self-control but find out it doesn't make a difference.
I wish I had a real gudetama!

[Kyndreth]

Geh

YOu get a real gudetama but it easily spoils and grows "hair" and smells funny. It also likes to lay around everywhere, including on your food.

I wish... I was good at art.

[murmurlade]

No! Noooo! You're ruining my eggs!

You get good at art. There's no additional downside; the wish itself comes prepackaged. (pretty much ask any artist and they will scream)

I wish I could scream! (I physically can't)

[Kyndreth]

Now you can scream, and it hurts like hell. In fact though, even without the screaming, you no longer-have an indoor voice.

I wish... I was rich!

[murmurlade]

Noooo! That's awful. You are extremely wealthy, but all of your commodities are in the form of raw fish. You have a fish conglomerate, and you only trade fish in exchange for fish...

I wish I was asleep.